Wednesday, December 3, 2008

HOW TO EAT PUSSY LIKE A PRO



Eat Pussy Like a Pro
BY
A.ROSHAN

What woman doesn’t love to be expertly eaten out? Oral sex done right can take your partner to new heights of pleasure, but done wrong it can be an ordeal for both of you. Munching rug should be no great mystery. These tips will introduce you to some of the basics of cunnilingus and help you go down like a pro. Don’t forget to come up for air!

1. What’s that smell?

While some folks prefer their poontang to be on the gamey side, for many people, fear of a funky odor or taste is the chief barrier to going down on a woman. All women do have a distinctive scent and flavor, and for some would-be cunning linguists, these may be an acquired taste. However, if your partner is clean and in good health, her taste and smell should not be unpleasant or overwhelming. If you have concerns about her hygiene, the most tactful approach is to suggest a shared shower or bath before sex. If after a good soaping, her pussy still smells like something crawled up it and died, or she has unusual discharge, she probably has an infection and should see a doctor.


2. Work your way up.

Take your time when you start to eat pussy. Get her warmed up with some basic foreplay—kissing, fondling, etc. It’s better to go down on a wet pussy than a dry one. Once she’s aroused, make your descent. Try kissing and tonguing her ankle or the sole of her foot. Then kiss and lick your way slowly up the inside of her leg (the back of the knee is a good erogenous zone, too). Tease her a bit more by kissing and tonguing her inner thighs. Blow some air lightly over her cooter. She’ll go nuts.


3. Get acquainted.

Once your face is up in her crotch, don’t dive straight for her panic button. Explore the whole area with your mouth. Gently probe with your tongue and locate her vagina and clit. Suck on her labia. Get your whole face messy.


4. Get busy.

Now you want to go to work on her clit. The key is to use your tongue and lips to suck and massage it gently. Don’t poke at it or press too hard. Go in circles, go up and down, flick back and forth lightly. There is no real “right” way to go down on a woman; just make it up as you go along and pay attention to what works. Vary your speed and pressure and see what she responds to. When you hit the right groove, you’ll probably know it because she’ll grab the back of your head and clamp her thighs around your ears like a vice. But to be on the safe side, ask her beforehand to let you know what she likes. Once you hit her hot spot, there’s no need to rush; just keep her engine revving. Feel free to explore some other techniques or positions before you take her over the top.


5. The ABCs.

This is perhaps the most common tip when you eat pussy: use your tongue to trace the letters of the alphabet on her clit. Some people swear by it. Personally, I don’t recommend it. I don’t think it’s a good technique. Also, it’s too much of a distraction, and if she catches you humming the Alphabet Song under your breath, you’re busted. You should be paying attention to her, not what comes after Q.


6. Use your hands.

You can create some wild sensations for her by stimulating her clit with both your fingers and your tongue simultaneously. Also, most women enjoy a finger or two in their cunt while being eaten out. Insert your fingers with your palm up, crook them slightly, and stroke toward you in a “come hither” motion to hit her G-spot. A finger up the ass will also drive her over the edge if she’s into anal play. (As always, to avoid infection, if you put something in her ass, make sure you don’t put it in her pussy afterward.)


7. Stick out your tongue.

You can also use your tongue to penetrate her—just make it rigid and plunge in. You can then tongue-fuck her by moving your tongue in and out, or by keeping it stationary and bobbing your whole head. For bonus points, try stimulating her clit with your nose while your tongue is inside her.


8. Let her ride.

Put a pillow or two under your neck and let her sit on your face. This gives you a nice view of her tits and gives her a degree of control over pressure and position. Let her grind her juices all over your mug.


Top 5 Tips Cunnilingus Tips


1. Start slow

Don't be in a hurry to attack her clit. Kiss, nibble, and suck on her mouth, her breasts, her thighs. Like any sex act, she needs to be relaxed and ready before you start getting serious. Even when you do make it down there, kiss and lick and suck on all of her, not just her clit. Her labia need attention too, and many women love having a tongue pushed up inside of them.


2. Find the clit

You need to find the spot near or on her clit that is "just right" for her, the area that, with every flick of your tongue, sends surges of pleasure through her body. No, we're not going to draw you a picture, or describe a roadmap. The best way to find it is simply to ask her. Each woman is slightly different in how she wants to be stimulated, so tell her to give you guidance as your explore her nether regions.

Note: some women find direct clitoral stimulation too intense. You need to communicate to find the way to stimulate her best.


3. Relax your tongue

Many men tense up their tongues and flick the tip furiously against her clit. That's all wrong. A relaxed tongue will do the trick better, using the broad flat part, whether you flick it or just bob your head.


4. Use your hands

Your hands are free, so use them! A little finger-fucking is a great complement to clitoral stimulation. You can also caress her labia, lubed up with her own juices, of course. If you're an adventuresome couple, even try putting a finger or two up her ass. However, be careful not to put them anywhere near the vagina after that. A pair of latex gloves and water-based lube will definitely come in handy.


5. Get down to business

Once you've gotten her excited and figured out her hot spots, it's time to get down to business. Flick your tongue with a steady rhythm over her clit. Don't stop, and don't change the rhythm. That's the key to making her come: patience and a steady stroke. Don't vary things too much, and for goodness sake, don't ask her "did you come yet?" Let her fall naturally into an intense, mind-blowing orgasm


Cunnilingus Tips from Men

Start at the taint

A good way to start off is with deliberate licks starting from the area between the anus and the vagina. Start there with your tongue pointed and as you slowly proceed forward towards the clit, broaden and flatten your tongue (like with an ice cream cone) and then bring it back to a point at the very last second at the top. This way you slowly stimulate everything. Running your pointed tongue up the crease between her leg and trunk of the body is also pretty cool too!


Round and Round

Little circles. Circles are more fun than just licking, and sometimes one way is better than the other, so try both counter and clockwise. Let her moans be your guide.



G-Spot BJ?!?!?!

You start with two fingers inside rubbing the bumpy part against the back of her pubic bone. She'll like that while your giving her the clit BJ! Suck her clit out real long.. and gently rub your teeth against its base, and gently drag your teeth as you suck it as long as it will go. Keep those two fingers busy. She'll juice up real good.

Keep it up.. make her relax. After a while, pucker up real tight and plant your lips just inside her, up front. The idea here is to suck/capture her front pussy wall.. gently. Capture it with suction. Now.. lick your lips in deeper, keeping the suction on, working your way deeper. She'll go crazy!!! With practice, you can actually work your way deeper and deeper.. sucking out her pussy skin.. licking your way
in there.

About now, your head will be in a vice, but she'll relax and let you work your way in. Okay.. here's the good part: With practice (Lots and Lots) you can get her to relax, and actually give her a certified G-Spot BJ. Once you can lick your way in there, and capture her G-Spot between your lips with suction, honey's gonna cum like no tomorrow. This is the holy grail of cunnilingus..This is the real PRO technique.


Peach Pie

[Editor's note: there is potential for infection putting food inside the vagina, it is not recommended.]

One day my wife opened a can of sliced peaches. She put them in a Tupperware container and put them in the fridge . The next day I came home and was looking for a little snack.. I found the peaches and it just dawned on me how they would be to combine them with eating my wife's gorgeous pussy. I mentioned that to her and she said OK .

Turns out, they are perfect! I slipped one slice in then two . I was amazed by the way she could gently push the peach slices back out one at a time while I licked her beautiful pussy lips . The peach flavor was enhanced when mixed with her succulent pussy juice . After she came several times from the clit licking I was giving her I left a couple of slices in her and started fucking her tight pussy wow . I came like crazy in her . After that she looked up at me and said I would have to clean her messy pussy with my tongue . It was delicious!!!!!


Anatomy lesson

My girlfriend can't seem to understand why, but I love to go down on her. I have been with other girls before, but her pussy is LITERALLY the sweetest pussy I have eaten. I have learned most of my techniques (odd this may sound) reading books of anatomy, I learned damn near every body part, and paid close attention to the vagina area. I have learned that when a woman is lying on her back, insert a middle finger palm down, and curve the finger slightly, this should "hook" to the inside of her hole, now this does not require a lot of movement, just short sliding...while doing this lick her clit...she should get off in minutes followed by multiple orgasms if she is comfortable with this.


Edge of the bed

Slide the mattress slightly off the bed and have her sit on the exposed area with her legs spread. The guy the kneels in front of her and goes straight at it. The woman can use two pillows to lean back and prop her head up


Minty freshness

While performing cunnilingus give her a cool and refreshing sensation by placing an Altoid candy on her clitoris and/or running it along her moistened labia. Blow lightly around her pussy and drive her nuts. I had heard of using an Alka Seltzer in a similar manner but I didn't have much luck.


Natural beauty

The very first thing you'd want to do is gently spread her legs and look at her cunt with gazing eyes of appreciation. Just giving her most secret place a good visual once over and breathlessly telling her how beautiful her pussy is will win you more points than you could imagine.

Then, proceed to slowly lick her open pussy with the flat of your tongue, but apply only a very slight pressure. This soft, wide-tongued licking motion lets her feel your entire tongue lap lazily over all the most sensitive spots of her liquifying labia and inner lip area.

After doing this a couple of times, apply focused pressure with the ball of your flattened tongue, sucking her clit with quick, abbreviated sucks, occasionally softening your tongue for a quick lick job on her open pussy. Keep your lips gently suctioned and attached to her all the while and repeat all the actions, slowly, then faster with more pressure, asking her if she is enjoying it. You'll drive her mad with pleasure


Start with a tease

The best tip I can give you is to make a game out of it. With my girl I start by kissing her everywhere (helps to set the mood) and I slowly work my way down south by kissing and licking her stomach until I reach the destination that makes her go wild.

Do not just dive right in, tease here with your tongue by licking the outside of it and licking the area above her anus until you lick along her slit until you hit the top of her clit. When she starts to quiver that is when you go in.

Start with long slow licks and tease her clit with you tongue by doing a slow licking motion, like a cat licking up milk. Pick up speed and moderate your pace with tongue and finger action on the clit. When she cums hold the clit in your mouth, a sucking motion while she is cumming, it will make her cum even harder and even cause multiple orgasms. If done right she will ask for more and more.


THANKS FOR YOUR TIME

A.ROSHAN





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